A book was recently returned to a Connecticut library — 52 years late. Speaking of epically overdue, the Toronto Maple Leafs think this is their year to win the Stanley Cup.

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A Pennsylvania man won $870,000 four years after a hospital removed the wrong testicle. For a while the complainant was worried about the jury being hung. 

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Kellogg's has sued tennis pro Thanasi Kokkinakis to stop him using the handle Special K. Ranked 277th, Kokkinakis isn't special — a flake maybe, but not special.

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Husband and wife Michael and Jasmine Snell each bowled 300 on the same night in Omaha, Neb. Can’t say if their marriage is solid, but there were no signs of a split.

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A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.

 Ex-NASCAR driver Danica Patrick was among the first passengers to ride a new driverless bus in Las Vegas. To make her feel comfortable, they had it follow 33 cars.

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Perhaps it's just as well the Ottawa Senators missed the postseason, having played in six Game 7s in their playoff history — and lost them all. Even my 1990 VW isn't that bad in the clutch.

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When I turned on my new electric toothbrush, the toothpaste dropped off it onto the floor. I must admit to feeling a bit crestfallen.

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What Orioles fans got to see at Camden Yard's "bring your dog" baseball game:

5. Several pup flies;

4. Fair balls for the home team, growl balls for the visitors;

3. A few hound-rule doubles;

2. The seventh-inning fetch;

1. An inside-the-bark home run.

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In case you missed it, Pittsburgh police dropped all charges against a man arrested for throwing a catfish onto the ice. Turns out it was a bass-less accusation.

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An Ohio man reportedly shot himself in the penis while getting out of car. Doctors said he is suffering from projectile dysfunction.

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New York is the home of the annual contest to find America's "most rotten sneaker." Raise your hand if you just thought of the Marc Sanchez butt fumble.

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I looked at myself in the mirror yesterday and said, “It’s you and me against the world.” My reflection said, “We’re gonna get creamed.”

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