A Toronto department-store Santa was fired for telling a three-year-old that the Maple Leafs suck. On the bright side, he's had over thirty job offers from Ottawa.


SANTA SACKED

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A few years ago, a woman named Jennifer Andrews opened up Calgary's Santa School. When asked why, she just said "be Claus."

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Last Friday (the 13th) I opened an umbrella indoors, broke a mirror and followed a black cat under a ladder. Still think I'll have better luck than the Patriots will at the Bills this weekend.

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Who says there is almost no romance in the NFL? How about Green Bay beating Seattle, as quarterback Love completed two scoring passes to Romeo Doubs?

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Tiger Woods’ ex, Elin Nordegren, reportedly sold her 29,000-square-foot mansion. It had 15 bathrooms –– or just enough for Tiger and each ex-mistress

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Don't be fooled by Seattle's bright green uniforms in the NFL game today. Almost every minute a Packer was the Grinch stealing a Seahawk's Christmas.

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A steer named Checkers once earned the highest bid at the San Antonio Rodeo auction. Bidders liked his muscle tone, structural correctness and how he only walked diagonally.

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The San Antonio Rodeo's junior livestock auction, where one steer sold for $110,000, raised over $11 million for Texas children in scholarships and grants. A good example of cows and effect.

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Sergio García's daughter, Azalea, was named for a flower common at Augusta where he won the 2017 Masters. The kid was lucky Dad hadn’t won the Waste Management Open.

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According to a recent global study, Detroit is one of the most dangerous U.S. cities to visit. Especially if you're an NFL team.

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In Sunday afternoon football, it was the Rams 44, the Bills 42. I was watching the NFL and a CFL game broke out.

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 Is it true Santa's elves are sometimes known as subordinate Clauses?