A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Victoria Mboko and Félix Auger-Aliassime were just eliminated from Wimbledon, leaving no Canucks in the singles draw. This means Canadian singles players are again major disappointments.

A cheerleader video (1:14) from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Mitch Marner was traded by the Leafs to the Golden Knights, where he will average 12 million a season as opposed to 10.9. This potentially means a million dollars more for each annual playoff disappointment.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

To all my Canadian friends, a happy Canada Day.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Did you see the photos of Victoria's Secret model Elsa Hosk's first attempt at skydiving? I’m thinking she'd be easy to fall for.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Victoria's Secret model Emily Ratajkowski once wowed Lakers fans at a game, then had a photo spread in Esquire as Woman of the Year. She went from Staples Center to a stapled centre.

 

VS MODEL EMILY RATAJKOWSKI @ LAKERS GAME 

A cheerleader video (1:06) from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Two shocking things happened on Thursday, June 26:  2) In the Elks-Bombers game, Zach Collaros had more rushing yards than Tre Ford; 1) TSN SportsCentre took 11 minutes to mention Mitch Marner.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

The Saskatchewan Roughriders have listed quarterback Trevor Harris as questionable for this week's game. My wife has listed me as questionable — for just about everything.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

NHL forward forward Patrick Kane calls his 2009 cabbie-assault incident a "learning lesson" that he has "moved forward on." Now when things upset him, he beats up an Uber driver.

A cheerleader video (1:15) from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Flatulence during a recent World Darts Championship game had competitors reduced to rasps by shouting accusations at each other. Otherwise known as putting the fart before the hoarse.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Barbara Streisand's two Coton de Tulear pooches are both clones of her previous pet, Samantha. If Elvis were alive, he'd say "You ain't nothing but a cloned dog."

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Barbra Streisand swears she slept with Warren Beatty but "can't remember" if she had sex with him. So what? The few women I slept with say the same thing.

According to a recent survey, 56 per cent of Canadians regularly drop f-bombs versus 46 per cent of Americans. This suggests Canadians are: a) more likely to be honest; or b) more likely to be NHL players.

A cheerleader video (1:46) from Sports Deke. Cheers!