Tuesday 12 March 2024

I’m not saying Mike Tyson is too old for a boxing match (against 27-year-old Jake Paul). But if Iron Mike is suspected of biting an ear, the first thing officials will check for is denture cream.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Monday 11 March 2024

Models Martha Hunt and Elsa Hosk recently were in New York to promote Victoria’s Secret workout wear by mock sparring in a boxing ring. Hunt landed a left, and Hosk wafted to the mat.

HOW DO SUPERMODELS FALL?

Sunday 10 March 2024

Some Swedish skaters rescued wild pigs from a frozen lake by sliding them to safety like curling stones. When Americans heard about it, they said “See? Curling is boaring.”
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Saturday 9 March 2024

The NFL plans to relax its celebration rules after touchdowns. “Touchdowns? What are those?" asked the NY Jets.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Friday 8 March 2024

SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
My wife wasn’t sure she would like levered door handles instead of traditional knobs. I told her there must be 50 ways to love your levers.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Thursday 7 March 2024

Reuters reports a Chinese firm is selling bottles of forest fresh air to customers tired of foul smells. Don’t laugh: you get a free one if you buy a Washington Wizards ticket.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Wednesday 6 March 2024

CFL Hall-of-Fame QB Warren Moon only played six seasons in Canada, and on a recent TSN interview he pronounced Saskatchewan perfectly. So what’s Milt Stegall’s excuse?
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Tuesday 5 March 2024

SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
 
The top five best-picture-Oscar curling movies:
5. The Silence of the Jams;
4. Lord of the Rings: In-turn of the King;
3. Casa Blank End;
2. Forrest Bump;
1. A Rockalypse Now.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Monday 4 March 2024

I fibbed to my wife about why I returned a stud-finder to the hardware store. I told her it kept pointing to me.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Sunday 3 March 2024

March 2 marked 62 years since Wilt Chamberlain of the Philadelphia Warriors set the NBA scoring record for one night's work. Nine months later, Philly had a mini baby boom.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Saturday 2 March 2024

Five reasons why TV ratings for the Brier rose 13 per cent and why TSN says it's one of their most popular sporting events:
5. Curling is a good draw;
4. The Brier does well in the sweeps;
3. It's great with takeout;
2. The game has a peel;
1. The action is end to end.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Friday 1 March 2024

In honour of Canada's men's curling championship, the top five Montana's Brier curling rock acts:
5. Kiss; 
4. Crowded House;  
3. Ice-T; 
2. Guardin' Lightfoot; 
1. The Rolling Stones.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Thursday 29 February 2024

A woman proposed to her boyfriend at a Vancouver Canucks game with fake roses made from Doritos. My guess where she’ll find herself? Alone again, nacho-ly.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.